Forgot to post this earlier when it was more convenient, but...
New story, based upon Vapor Trail and the origin of her cutie mark in an Alternate Universe, formed around the idea that she can teleport like a unicorn can, but without magic. This derives from a theory that I had while I was in the shower, as most good and / or strange thought come to you when you're left with nothing but endless imagination. It's strange, but has a sweet and cute side to it.
Ok ok I thought I had posted this earlier but I guess the website ate it up or something and it wasn't actually posted. I tried writing it in my own words, but I guess now that's gone I'm just going to copy and paste it straight from the blog post I learned from.
I'm surprised that I slept well, considering that I stayed up later than usual to tell a friend happy birthday. By that I mean I texted "Birth." at midnight. Last night I shaved, plucked, and moisturized my entire existence. I reached the ultimate form of cleanliness. I just hope that someone sees how fabulous I look today. My mom just told me that a good grocery store opened 5 minutes from my house, so I might go there to get some yogurt for a cucumber